Many Canadians and British Columbians breathed a sigh of relief when we avoided a Conservative double-bill in charge of our federal and provincial governments, at a time when the USA is descending into full-on authoritarian fascism on the slippery road to totalitarianism. But, in light of the NDP’s reelection in BC and the Liberals’ reoccupation of Ottawa, those who are paying enough attention realize that Eby and Carney are paid-up members of the oligarchic frat-house that’s enabling the billionaire bros club to destroy our planet and our humane society in the process. 

Anyone who’s leading a life of obedient devotion to the status quo and its exclusive normality at this point of our four-act panoply play (which ends as always when the rich forget they need the poor and nature to keep them alive and society collapses just like it did for the Mayans and Romans, etc.) should woke up and accept the cold hard reality that their appeasement to the dark forces of destruction wielded by the dead-cat bounce of the patriarchy will lead to everyone’s ruin, no matter how much stuff they buy or consume on the road to mass extinction with their eyes wide open.

If things are peachy-keen for you right now and full of comfort, ease and peacefulness, the only reason you haven’t been affected by the violent takeover of civil society by the uber-wealthy is because the war against our multiracial democracy hasn’t yet reached your privileged white enclave. You are protected by the inherited legacy wealth and shielding prestige of your discriminatory forefathers if you’re not scared by an unexpected knock on your door, if you even have one.

Canadians and British Columbians are being bombarded by propaganda from the so-called progressive leftists or centrists in our lives, such as Eby and Carney, who are blaming every rightward conservative shift they make on the need to keep their elbows up against our lifelong threat from due south, led by the mad king Dictator Drumpf. What happened to ‘Canada Strong’ when we wined and dined the Fuhrer of America with little protest right after he threatened to takeover our “home and native land”? All of these elitist con-men who pretend to be representatives of the common folk are consolidating their own power against the demands of their Constitutions, while they massively increase our wasteful expenditures on killing machines built to slaughter innocents less white than them. Don’t let the maple leaf on their suit lapels fool you into believing the crazy-rich Canucks we strategically elected are that much different from the Republican mafia.

The besieged rights of our Indigenous are being trampled even more savagely by the WASP-dominated moneymaking cults of Canamerica from both sides of the aisle, who continue to clearcut old-growth, plunder stolen lands for dinosaur-era fossil fuels, bomb victims of genocide, and starve anyone not white or wealthy enough, all while they oppress women, children, seniors and the disabled, among other apocalyptic sins of a biblical nature which should be long gone by now in the twenty-first century. Anyone who tells you that supporting corny Carney or dweeby Eby is essential at present is ignoring the plight of our original inhabitants, who are highly unimpressed by the power grabs being executed by these right-wing conservative leaning profiteers in the guise of a progressive leftist’s clothing.

Each and every supporter of our insane prolongation of the industrial revolution long past its expiration date should be embarrassed by our prehistoric forms of mass transportation, international shipping, and barbaric lawfare, to name a few. Why is anyone content with the terrifying state of our global community, in which we prioritize profit, greed, hoarding, materialism, unsocial media and the raping of our sacred spaces over public health, ecological diversity, cultural tolerance and our future as a viable species?

A primitive trap has been set by the powers-that-be who are dividing and conquering us, and most netizens are falling right into the pit of despair created by their social-cultural wars aimed to distract us from the grand-theft heist they’re pulling off quarterly, as Dems battle Cons over the trending wedge-issue of the day, while the morbidly rich kingpins suck up all the equity and leave the rest of us pawns mired in debt, depression and desolation, separated from the group willpower and collective compassion that could save our peaceful majority from their sadistic minority.

All we have to do is team up and overlook our philosophical differences so that we can resist the true enemies among us: those antisocial psychopathic creeps who would rather line their pockets with filthy lucre from criminal scams on a planetary scale than help out anyone below them on the deathly ladder of oligarchic socialism, disguised as free-market capitalism, in which the supervillain titans hand out freebie cash to themselves while stealing the public purse from everyone else.

We know who the real bad guys are, so we’re well past the time when we should identify the serial-killer crooks that purport to lead us and separate them from the comforts of civil society, strip them of their ill-begotten unearned privileges, and demote them from their lofty positions atop the illuminated pyramid of needs, never to be heard from again in any significant persuasive manner. Instead of listening to and following the awful instincts of a misogynistic cabal of despicable man-children, let’s put the racist gonads in their quiet place and let the kindest and humblest in our ranks take the reins and guide us to a sustainable paradise free from the influence of our worst offenders. It’s not that hard, is it?