Here We Are, On the Brink of a Conservative Landslide!
As predicted by the Golden Heron many years ago in this opinion column, the time has come for us to face the distinct possibility that the conservative-minded populace in Canamerica will elect right-wing profiteers to represent them in this bizarre social contract at...
“Talkie Walkies” is Our New Video Walking Podcast Series on MAAW!
Come walk with Lisel & Jeff and hear them talk about their favourite romantic comedy movies on the Middle Age Adventure Walks Channel! To celebrate reaching 500 subscribers and achieving the first level of monetization (while aiming for 1000 subscribers and full...
Walk in Nelson with the Middle Age Adventure Walkers!
After spending time in Mexico and Vancouver, the dynamic MAAW duo are high-stepping around Nelson, BC, Canada in the wacky beautiful Kootenays on the West Arm of the lake under the mountain peaks:)Here's the links to our latest 4K walking videos on a gorgeous spring...
The Middle Age Adventure Walkers are Back in Canada, eh?
After a successful stint through the Yucatan after our idyll in Zihuatanejo, Lisel and Jeff are back in the Great White North for a series of spring-day adventure walking videos around Vancouver, BC -- cherry blossoms, magnolia flowers & all! We're exploring the...
King Trudy the Second is Not a Solution For the Poilievre Problem
The main challenge with the next federal election is how much the alternative to Pierre LePue Poilievre will suck if it's Pierre Trudeau's princely son reoccupying the throne when the votes settle. Jagmeet the Jester is so into the bag for King Trudy the Second's...
The BC Con-servatives Are Making Hay Before the Next Election
Even though we all know that polls don't often reflect the eventual outcome of an election, they sometimes gives hints about the general trends in an electorate, and in this case for Brutish Colonia, John "the Rat" Rustad and his Neo-Conservative Party are getting...
Brutish Colonia’s Legislature is a Toxic Place to Work
Beastly BC's house of government is rife with bad manly behaviour, so much so that a research firm hired to examine the workplace environment in the Leg after a resigning MLA called it a "torture chamber" found that “given that the legislative assembly’s fundamental...
The Kooky Mountain Cultists Stop Printing Their Elitist Magazine
In a somewhat shocking announcement on their egotistical website, Rich Mitch and his band of Kooky Cultists have dropped the ice-bomb that they will no longer be producing their longtime tree-killing KMC print magazine for vague reasons that could have been made a lot...
The Non-Democrat Party’s Colonial Arrogance Hurts Reconciliation
Once again, Premier Dweeby and his incompetent Brutish Colonia government has messed up on a major file involving our Indigenous in their "unceded and unsurrendered" territory. Instead of recognizing that the courts of this province have already decided for over...
Nelsonia’s Print Media Thinks the Autonomous Sinixt Are Extinct
The true matriarchal Indigenous authority of the Valley of the Lost Souls has explicitly stated that the Sinixt Confederacy does not speak for or represent her besieged peoples while they perpetuate what she says is "the ongoing genocide" of her ancestors and...
The Middle Age Adventure Walkers Are Rocking It In the Yucatan!
Click here for our Middle Age Adventure Channel, and click here to subscribe! After a successful spin through Zihuatanejo in the Pacific state of Guerrero in Mexico, the walking-friendly couple of Lisel & Jeffrey (us!) are now in Playa Del Carmen for Carnaval,...
A Universal Basic Income Will Likely “Save Our Streets”
Finally, a local media column published an article that targeted the root absurdity behind the "Save Our Streets" coalition of privileged haves preaching about how hard done by they are by the people who don't have a house to sleep in at night, or a warm place to...
Emperor Black Retires as the Dark Star Begins Creditor Protection
Readers of the Golden Heron know that naughty Nelsonia's Dark Star newspaper is a favourite target of these columns, because they often choose to side with the establishment forces of the oligarchic billionaire bros over the interests of the local populace, our...
Where is the Promised Safe Inhalation Site in Narc Nelsonia?
Giving credit where credit is due, the Nelsonia Dark Star has been truthfully covering the record-breaking amount of drug overdose deaths this year in the White Heritage City, which is occurring at "a rate of toxic death that is three times the provincial average",...
Why Can’t We Catch A Train To Anywhere in Nelsonia’s Railtown?
This week a Beastly BC Transit bus ended up going sideways on Highway 3A north of Nelsonia and blocked the busy road after it spun out due to snowy icy conditions, and it was a miracle that no-one was hurt. Looking at the picture in the online paper, you'll see that...
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