With everything that is going on in the world I bet you are wondering “why hasn’t Lady B. said anything about turdes haircut?”!!!
Like obvs a top question these days.
Whelp, either he caught wind of this blog and somebody finally said “sir that euremo has got to go!”
Perhaps it’s shorter and cooler for the summer heat wave we are all enjoying while he looks for new ways to create dirty energy that contributes to the heat wave. Air conditioners help right?
Or, he went to the new Top Gun movie and he thinks he is Tom Cruise. Or at least he wants to be Tom Cruise. Or at least look like Tom Cruise. But also probably wishes crowds reacted to him the way they do to Tom Cruise.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts asking to be called Maverick or at least stages some shirtless volleyball moment very soon.
It’s better than the euremo but also Tom Cruise is kind of a terrifying individual and one I’m not sure is good to emulate.
It’s as if we are going on a “Highway to the Danger Zone“, to a “Destination Unknown“, that will hopefully “Take My Breath Away” and not “Lead Me On” or “Through the Fire“, ย but till then I will be “Playing with the Boys” with my “Mighty Wings” because I love “Hot Summer Nights” when I can see “Heaven in your eyes“. ย Goodness gracious “Great Balls of Fire” what memories of us “Sitting on theย Dock of the Bay” and may we never feel like “You’ve lost that loving feeling“!!! That’s my “Anthem“!
Yes those are all the songs from the original soundtrack put together in a mini summer story! Jajajajaja Why not?!
Great soundtrack to revisit by the way! You are welcome! Just turned it on myself! Hello pep in my step!
Hope you have a great one!
Danke for being here!
Lady Beastie
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P.P.S. Also I never thought it was necessary to kill Goose, I think they could have taught Maverick a lesson another way, and but also Meg Ryan is just the cutest thing about that whole movie!
I can just see JT and his wedding party bros hosting a cabinet meeting slash bachelor party reunion, and things turning into a shirtless volleyball session! ๐ That incredibly eighties scene has always had me wondering if they knew how homoerotic it is, or if just some of them did, and mainly how much sand you’d get in your jeans which couldn’t be comfortable in the slightest. ๐ At least women and gay guys, etc., got to see the beach volleyball montage with scantily clad dudes for once in a Hollyweird movie! ๐๐ฝ๐ฅ
Apparently our campaigning PM when there’s no election going on flew in a private jet from Kelowna to Penticton to soar over the summer heat traffic that everybody else has to sit in, so if we all get air conditioners and fly chartered taxpayer planes to buy Okanagan cherries while threatening to arrest any vocal protesters with the paramilitary Mounties encouragement, that will make the harms of climate extreming go away, right?๐ฉ๐โจ๏ธ
I agree, wholeheartedly: killing Gooseman was so freaking predictable and unnecessary for a propaganda movie wherein the dramatic stuff isn’t exactly working as intended, and Meg’s by far the best thing about that jingoistic unintentional comedy by far!๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฟ
What you did there with the titles of the Top Gun soundtrack, which was much better than the movie, is a masterstroke of genius that confirms why I think you’re one of the great minds of our time! Also, while we’re here, have most of us forgotten that Thomas Mapother IV is a sociopathic celebrity minion of the late Scientific Master?โ๏ธโดโ