Pre-Sales for the “Flower Girls” Ebook Start Today!
Award-winning author J.David Forst has written his first mainstream novel, and you can be among the first lucky readers to buy your pre-sales eBook here, or you can pre-order the print version coming soon in October, 2023, by emailing jeff@forstmedia.ca Please sign up...
Does Fearful Nelsonia Have a Right-Wing Authoritarian Personality?
When the White Heritage City is suffering through at least double the normal deaths from toxic drug overdoses, the supposedly progressive leftists on Shitty Council who are really reactionary conservative rednecks are ramming through a christo-fascist bylaw that goes...
Sombre Nelsonia Continues To Have Misplaced Priorities
Why are so many people bummed out in tourist-trap Nelsonia, where it doesn't seem like the not-so-silent WASPy majority is having much fun, even though they're acting hard like they are? If it's not beach bathers faking photo shoots at waterfront properties who...
Why Do So Many Men In Nelsonia Think That They Get To Disrespect Women?
The majority of beloved businesses in the White Heritage City seem to have at least one Manmoron or more who believe that they have a God-given right to yell at our female citizens for some perceived transgression which has been committed against their misogynistic...
Potentially Unpopular Opinion
Oh Hiiiiiiiii, tis me. Lady Beastie. Still on a bit of a posting hiatus but there have been some things I have been thinking and thinking and so I decided it was time to do some sharing on this page. In the open. Not just in my head. Sharing. Being vulnerable. Perhaps...
Whatever Happened to the Protester Haven that Narco Nelsonia Used to Be?
The dystopian Brutish Colonia government has finally announced their delayed intention to apologize for its fascistic mass incarceration of around two-hundred children from the Sons of Freedom Doukhobor community that resisted the colonial authorities' intrusion on...
Wouldn’t the Indigenous Do A Better Job Preventing Wildfire Smoke?
The thirtysomething MLA Youth Advisor for embattled Premier Dweeby has been more visible than usual in her Nelsonia riding lately, bringing in supposed heavy-hitter ministers like Farnie and Whiteseid for some cynical spin-control designed to fend off their...
Who dis now?
Oh Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! It's meeeeee! Am I back? Was I gone? What happened? Where am I? I guess when people take a bit of a posting media break they usually announce it. I guess I didn't realize I was going to. Am. Still kinda am. Where? What ? Who ? I just started...
Psycho Nelsonia Says: Businessmen are Good, and Poor People are Bad
In the last few weeks, we've learned that hypocritical Nelsonia is the second-most prolific bear-killing area in Beastly BC, and that the racist Nelsonia Police State has lost a handful of its unnamed armed enforcers who have apparently resigned over their...
Why Does Anyone Trust Our Local Oligarchic System?
Right now in authoritarian Canamerica, we're like a plant that needs to have its top pinched so that the rest of the plant can flourish, but instead of doing what's best for everybody, all we're left with is a single-stem lesser plant ruled from the top that is going...
How Does Unsafe Minister Farnie Still Have His Job?
With Freakin' Farnie in town recently for an awkward photo-op with our MIA MLA down at the Railtown station where you can't catch a train to anywhere, it's becoming more and more obvious that a misogynistic bully like his braying ass should never be in charge of...
Why is Cult-Like Nelsonia So Against the Autonomous Sinixt?
At a preschool graduation ceremony this week in the White Heritage City, a student was wise enough to know that the reason they did a land acknowledgement is because it shows respect for the Sinixt whose land was stolen from them. If a young lad like him is smart...
The Kooky Mountain Cultists Are Part of the Oligarchic Patriarchy
The entitled Mountain Cultist Group just published their best cover ever for their latest summer 2023 edition, because they finally dared to showcase an image that could generate some backlash from their big business brethren, in the form of an editorial cartoon by...
Marilyn James is the Premier Authority of This Stolen Land
After meeting Marilyn James and spending even a modicum of time in her spiritual enlightening presence, it's obvious to anyone paying proper attention that she is the ultimate Matriarch in the place of the bull trout, and that those who wish to honour the truth of...
Who Does Art For Art’s Sake Anymore?
So much of today's art is wrapped up in artists doing too many things other than their art that take away from their time to do their art. The Nelsonia Chamber of Commercialism recently released a how-to-help-an-artist document riddled with typos and wonky formatting,...














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